Raise your hand if you are a fan of
The Nester's blog ... Me, me, me!! {my hand is up, you just can't see it through your computer.}
The Nester is famous for her quote "It doesn't have to be perfect to be beautiful." and for her window mistreatments. She calls them
MIStreatments because she frequently takes shortcuts in order to make them look pretty. Now that is my kind of decorating! That must be why I love her blog so much ...
Anyway, I do sew. A little. But I'm lazy and I'm impatient and I frequently take short cuts too! In fact almost every single curtain that I've made has some type of hidden mess up or short cut. If you're reading this Mom, I'm sorry! You taught me how to sew well, but I'm just too lazy to do it right most of the time! {My Mom is an amazing seamstress ... I only wish I had her patience with sewing things to perfection.}
So today
the Nester is hosting a mistreatment party in which her loyal blog readers can tell on themselves and reveal their own window mistreatments. Since my blog is private (and I like it that way) I can't really participate in the Nester's party, but I can share my mistreatments with you, right?
Now, I am about to reveal to you some astonishing things. So, you have to
PROMISE me that the next time you are at my house you WILL NOT go around looking at the back of my curtains, or checking for glue gun strings or any other imperfections ... ok?? Promise? All right, let's get down to business ...
First we have my kitchen curtains ... they may look good, but that cute little fringe was actually HOT GLUED on there - gasp!

This is my new downstairs curtain (got this fabric super cheap too!) -- see below for the big reveal ...

I was too lazy to sew, so I hot glued the whole thing! No sewing whatsoever! {my daughter Haley helped me and said I was cheating - ha!}

AND, that cute little gathered look ... is just a couple of clips holding the back!

This is our downstairs TV cabinet. The glass area was empty for a long time until today when I decided to use it for storage space. But I didn't want all the junk to show through the glass so I 'created' this little curtain to put behind the glass ... it hides the junk well, right?

Inside it has frayed edges and was completely done with hot glue! {I love my glue gun!}

Here is the upstairs bathroom curtain ... notice the cute layer that goes behind the striped fabric ...

ha ha, it's not really a whole layer! It's just a piece large enough to cover where you will see it from the front! {I'm SO lazy}

Haley's new roman shade ...

...was another hot glue project! I hot glued the pieces of fabric, then hot glued the ribbon to cover up the seams of the fabric. This view from the back even shows a bit of the old fabric that was on it before!

This curtain is in my dining room. It's actually a pair of store bought panels. I didn't like how thin they were though so I decided to back them with some heavier fabric after I got them home. See below ...

The only problem was I bought some green fabric (from my cheap store) and got it home and realized it wasn't enough! So a few days later I went back to the cheap store to get more ... but because it's a cheap store and nothing is consistent there I couldn't find the same fabric again. Now, I know it's a cheap store, but I'm even more of a cheapskate ... I COULD have just purchased a big piece of something new and just used the first piece I bought for something else ... but somehow I thought the colors and patterns would match up OK and I could get away with using two scraps ... so this picture is the back of my curtain ... two patterns, two greens - the color actually looks more similar in daylight - but they don't match at all! But who will know? Well, now you all will, but I trust you won't tell!

And lastly, here's my final mistreatment ... my shower curtain. It really turned out pretty, I was so happy with the results ...

But once again I measured wrong {I'm really not that dumb, I just don't take the time to pay attention to details!} and I ran out of the pretty trim with about a foot left to go! And guess what, I haven't even gone to buy more ... the curtain is usually bunched up anyway and no one really sees that part ... so who cares?

This concludes a look into my completely imperfect, yet totally beautiful life. Hope you have enjoyed it, and promise to never tell a soul what you have seen here today. =)